OMG Margaret Cho – WTF I love you!

I wasn’t really familiar with Margaret Cho until her recent reality show, “The Cho Show” hit the air.  And I’ve loved it since the first episode.  She’s great, she’s hilarious, and she doesn’t give a fuck!  I wish I could make a living ‘not giving a fuck’ like she does!

Margaret, I don’t give a fuck either…can I come work with you?  I’m SO jealous of her assistant, she’s got one of the best bosses EVER!

Anyways, enough about how fab she is…I was just reading her blog and her most recent entry is OMG LMFAO!  She just spills exactly what she’s thinking, doused in profanity and laced with hilariousness.  She says:

I’m a Christian, you Fuckers

All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians – don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.

Margaret…all I can say is “YOU FUCKING ROCK”!  We MUST go out sometime, we would have a ball -me, you and Selene…by the way Selene, wouldn’t Margaret having TWO assistants be great for the both of you?!?!  I’m for hire!  The whole crew is hilarious, fab show!

…Now I know some of you may not be laughing but this isn’t for the faint at heart, lighten up and live a little – it won’t kill you!

K

P.S. – You can read Margaret Cho’s Biography (Wikipedia style) here.